Shortly before I woke up this morning, I had a dream that I was cleaning up my beard with a beard trimmer (which I do not currently own).Somehow, I lost control of the trimmer and shaved off my right sideburn all the way up above my temple. I went to a barbershop to see if they could "fix" it. They just laughed at me and told me the best thing I could do for myself now is to shave my head and face and start all over again. Just then I burst awake, thankful that two weeks of "work" had not been in vain.